by Icerntspell April 05, 2010
by j&mb3 May 12, 2010
A phrase made famous by The Brilliant Idiots (Charlamagne da God and Andrew Schultz) via their weekly podcast of the same name. The phrase is exclaimed any time the subject of conversation changes to focus on one's penis or penises in general.
guy 1: I don't know how guys wear skinny jeans, they're so uncomfortable.
guy 2: well that's because we have bigger dicks than they do
guy 1: dick talk!
*conversation continues regarding penises*
guy 2: well that's because we have bigger dicks than they do
guy 1: dick talk!
*conversation continues regarding penises*
by BatmanZoe August 04, 2014
Dick Talk is a nonstandard form of American English used by some people. For example, instead of saying "Let's get out of this place!", one would say "Let's get out of this dick!" or instead of saying "What kind of car do you drive?" one would say "What kind of dick do you drive?"
Did you just here that dude call that other dude a pizza dick? That's the first time I've ever heard someone else speak Dick Talk.
by pshars July 15, 2006
When a guy isn't that into a girl but she is really into him and the guy decides to disregard any rational thoughts such as how bitchy the girl is. Instead the guy just decides that she is hot and let's go. Disregarding rational thought and only thinking of sexual desires.
Josh: Gosh Tony, I thought you weren't that into her.
Tony: Yeah but she's hot. It's like my mind and my dick are playing a game of chess and my dick is winning. It's nothing but dick talk.
Tony: Yeah but she's hot. It's like my mind and my dick are playing a game of chess and my dick is winning. It's nothing but dick talk.
by Nononomomomiugiutdutrsyreuytvf November 24, 2013
Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag
Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!
Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.
Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!
Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 27, 2019
by TheGamingFreak101 December 13, 2015