A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.
Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."
by jsd96321 January 07, 2012
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A girl who likes to pleasure the male sexually in a normal manner within a relationship.
I was surprised my gf was a dick supporter, it’s really cool.
by Dvrkslide June 10, 2018
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