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The act of masturbating and ejeculating all over your shlong and letting the semen dry. then u walk around with a crusty ass wiener
Some Dude: Yo I fell asleep after jerkin' my shit and fell asleep. I woke up with a dick sickle.
Another Dude: Yeah I Did that last weekend
Another Dude: Yeah I Did that last weekend
by Anita Bonya December 30, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A literal icicle, formed on the end of a male's genitalia. A very unpleasant occurrence, that is brought on primarily by exposure to extreme cold.
Most commonly seen in Canada, where a combination of severely cold, dry air and other factors make this a detrimental condition to natives.
Most commonly seen in Canada, where a combination of severely cold, dry air and other factors make this a detrimental condition to natives.
by Canada, eh?? December 14, 2010
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Can either be an insult or a term that discribes a cold man's dick. Ment to be offensive and is usually used when a pesrson is being an ass,ect.
by Lizzie February 27, 2003