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One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.
I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.
by Snorn June 30, 2010
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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The dried crust from condom residue that is still on the penis in the morning. Usually recognizable during the morning pee.
Jesus what gutter did I drag that girl out of, the amount of dick shingle is obscene.
by Braingrapes April 11, 2017
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