On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock
“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019
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20th of April national dick pic day. If your friend, girlfriend, or girl asks you for a dick pick you gotta do it.
Girl-hey it’s national dick pic day you know what that means.
Boy-ok Her you go😉
by Rikishi April 20, 2020
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On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.
Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
by Aaronfrommeangirls April 07, 2017
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The action of grabbing one's dick.Celebrated on April 17.With it or not,prepare to have your pp grabbed.
by Jaii dxn April 15, 2019
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Sept 13th, send a dick pic or ask for a dick pic because it is national dick pic day, in honor of pride in your package.
by DudeFG September 13, 2018
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