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Brian: "My lady doesn't mind my Italian dick nest."
Ben: "Your what?"
Brian: "The bush around my dick."
Ben: "Your what?"
Brian: "The bush around my dick."
by Danigans86 January 06, 2010
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A dick nest is an area that a man creates before sitting down with pleated or none pleated pants simply by pulling both areas to the left and the right of sack area before sitting down. This helps the mans dick and balls have nice air-flow.
“Jeff, we are going to Easter at my parents house this year, please do not sit in that lazy boy with your dicknest out like you did last year”
“Yooo man those pants are the kind where you gotta make yourself a dicknest before sittin down or you’ll crush a ball”
“Yooo man those pants are the kind where you gotta make yourself a dicknest before sittin down or you’ll crush a ball”
by PaddyEvans April 30, 2018