When you and your girlfriend/wife are alone and you remove your pants down to your male piston and start screaming and hollaring as of a monkey shaking and swing tenderloin all in her face smacking leaving peter prints all over her face, after done you say.. you just been monkey dicked!

A penis that is long but skinny or thin. A monkey dick is generally considered to be undesirable and can be used as an insult.

A black man's cock that is around 12 inches or longer.

A small primitive turd-burgler, who has dysfunctional shoulders. And a horrible tendancy to become increasingly annoying until your testicles explode.

A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick