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Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?
Sam: What about him?
Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim
Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
Sam: What about him?
Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim
Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
by theironavenger September 18, 2009
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A dick monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their dick for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.
can be used in conjunction with cheese eating:
Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey.
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!
Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey.
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!
by Tomster1988 July 10, 2006
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1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.
1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.
by HeteroSapien February 24, 2003