Bob "hey professor Johnson whats your first name?"
P. Johnson "Dick............Dick Johnson."
Bob "Dick as in Richard?"
P. Johnson "No. just Dick...............Dick Johnson."
P. Johnson "Dick............Dick Johnson."
Bob "Dick as in Richard?"
P. Johnson "No. just Dick...............Dick Johnson."
by T-Rex-Man November 28, 2009
when someone is just being a straight up dick but you don't wanna be rude and call them a dick. you can just call them dick johnson.
by woooooooowww January 27, 2019
a person with a small dick that looks like a needle or another very small object like a strand of hair
jorge from somers point has such a needle dick johnson thats why he doesnt get girls and cuz he looks like a horse
by poop in my pussy December 31, 2008
by Dicky boi April 24, 2017
by Dick Long Johnson June 27, 2012