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Hey girl, get that dick holder over here, I need me some lovins.
by horny dude October 15, 2011
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A derogatory term used to describe homosexual males who as the name suggests, enjoy holding dick.
*Roy walks down to the dock*

Roy: What’s up, Dickholders?
Youcef & Singh: Heya Roy!
by Donald fon Ronsenburg July 22, 2010
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A man of very douche-esque nature. This man will never leave you alone. Everyone you hang out with loves him, but he's only himself around you. He's very aware that he is a total asshole, but is intensely aroused by anger.
J.D. - Have you met Tylor?
Kyle - yes i've met him. He plays soccer. He's a real Dick Holder.
by Johnny Wanna Bone November 15, 2011
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a woman or a gay man

also known as a cup holder
"Man that dickholder was some hot stuff"
"Yeah, too bad she's holding someone else's dick right now"


"What the fuck, there aren't any dickholders in the audience."
"Yeah it's a total sausage-fest."
by Steven Silverberg January 26, 2009
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