Zero, When you make a "dick fist" with your hand it looks like the number 0
Proper execution of the use of the term would be as follows:

Bill: "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"

Joe:(Make a dick fist) "Dick Fist, I don't eat that crap."
by TMDJ January 07, 2011
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Dick fisting is when you shove your whole fist into someone dick hole.

When you pee afterwards it's like emptying a bucket of water on the ground.
Smash: Did you see that new website about dick fisting?
Cambio: Hell yeah me and Sipo do that shit all the time
by E-Serious October 13, 2008
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When you slip your dick into your girls ass and make more room for you hand, fucking her with your dick an fist at once
Dick fuck fisting is a new sensation dad, i swear its not a phase- Girl
by Noodle fish September 06, 2016
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A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.
My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.
by twofistdick April 06, 2012
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Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.
*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."
by The Devil You Know April 29, 2013
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Someone who terrorizes bald men on the highway.
Bald man driving down the road gets bottled in by a truck. Two fisted dick behind bald man's vehicle blows horn, threatens violence.
by DARIN SMITH December 04, 2003
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