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Act of laying down in a park,forest, library, or other public location and covering oneself completely with leaves, except one keeps their penis sticking out of the top. Sometimes it is necessary to tie a string to the end of said penis and give it slight tugs for movement in combination with slight noises to arouse curiosity of the prey.
Cameron's favorite past time is dick fishing in the public library's kid section on early out Wednesdays.
by Trogdor5005 November 16, 2011
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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During the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama's, and briefs). The swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly's to find their penis.
Person 1: "Are you playing with yourself?"

Person 2:"NO! I'm dick fishing."
by SnookiezInc June 21, 2009
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The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )
Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing
by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019
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When a man sends an unsolicited picture of a dick that is not his.
-His lil chubbers didnt look like much to be proud of.
-Are you saying he dickfished you?!

-I asked him what he was working with so he sent me a pic. When we hooked up it didn't even match.
-You got dickfished

-Bro I want to send a picture of my dick even though she didn't ask for it but it's ittybitty.
-Dude that dickfishing. Not cool man
by MotherOfWildlings April 14, 2020
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The act of trying to acquire a man, or simply get laid. Usually perpetrated by a desperate woman.

An below average woman trying to 'hook up' with any man available, often desperately.
Anytime a man came into the warehouse, Crystal would go dick fishing.
by flox November 14, 2009
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An activity where a man drops his dick into a river and moves it about in order to attract the attention of fish.....the aim of the activity is to get a fish to bite your dick.
Bob went dick fishing after deciding he no longer wanted to be a man.
by Oliver Webster October 24, 2003
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