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A person who is frequently getting dicked down by a number of people at an alarmingly high frequency - so much so that this person almost always has a dick inside them.
Did hear about Chill's mom? She had sex with at least 20 people today, that lady is a real dick depository.
by WindBoner August 04, 2020
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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