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A term used to describe a person who engages in dick dangling, an ancient asian sport where two men connect their penises with chains and pull until the other falls to his knees.

This term can also be used as an insult for someone you dislike.
by mike fellatio January 26, 2005
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Cross-country runners who wear short-shorts (usually without anything underneath) when they run, and have the possibility of having their dick dangle out the bottom of their shorts.
Person 1: Hey, did you see those dick danglers run by?
Person 2: I swear i saw one of their dicks out the bottom of their shorts..
by YojimboRowan October 19, 2012
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A Dick Dangler is a man who has a long dick and lets it hang out of his shorts and sometimes dangles it in front of other people. Sometimes used to express ones anger for another person
Trende quit being a dick dangler it’s so skinny like a noodle.
by BarryMcCocknher November 07, 2019
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