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Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)
Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it

Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.
by CLEbrownies50 May 24, 2013
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Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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"Hey, you should call your buddy and see if he'll sell us some dick dandruff."
by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016
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Scaly skin on one or both sides of the penis caused by having too much sex.
Dude, my girlfriend just can't get enough sex. All night, every night, all we do is screw, my dick got so worn out that I'm getting dick dandruff on both sides of it.
by schweddy balls November 02, 2009
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When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
by Assblasting aspirations April 04, 2020
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1.Dry skin inside your pubes like actual head dandruff. .
2. Post sexual juices crustied around the base of your peepee place.
I didn't shower after sex so I got dick dandruff and it smells.
by FERDA BOYZ September 16, 2018
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