Destroy Dick December is a reward for those men (definitely men at this point) who make it through the No Nut November challenge. Destroy Dick December is where you must bust a nut according to what day of December it is (e.g. if it's 6th of December, you must nut 6 times in that one day, if it's the 14th, you must nut 14 times, so on). It is the most gruelling task any man could carry out, and if you succeed in making it all the way through Destroy Dick December, you are officially crowned "King of the Nuts".
Friend 1 - "Bruh, *insert name* didn't make it past day 3 of Destroy Dick December, it's kinda disappointing."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."
by ESB275 December 13, 2018
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This is like the celebration to Ramadan, although with No-Nut November. After the gruesome month of November, where you must not nut, this is where you must DESTROY your DICK until it has eroded away.
by Eshaka7 December 03, 2018
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Don't Dick Decemberis an event in which those who failed No Nut Novemberreceive a chance at redemption. If however, a victor of No Nut November decides to not participate in Destroy Dick December, they can participate in a modified/harder version of Don't Dick December in which: any form of Nutting is prohibited, Wet Dreams and Pornography of any kind are prohibited, Boners are allowed so long as they are not intentionally caused, breaking a rule will cause you to fail. Those who complete Don't Dick December will be forgiven of their No Nut November failure. Should one complete both months, they shall assert dominance over all others who have not achieved such position and must be treated with the utmost respect, they will also be eligible for Cocktober and/or Hoevember in the following year.
by CowLicker 2.0 November 04, 2019
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Destroy Dick December is a very prestigious event that all men and women can participate in. It works as if on the first day of December you bust the same number as the day. The first, you bust once, the second you pound twice and so on.
“ Are you ready for Destroy Dick December?”
“Yeah, I’ve been holding in the biggest nut.”
“Well only nut a little you gotta make it through the whole month.”
“Trust me, I will make it.”
“Yeah, I’ve been holding in the biggest nut.”
“Well only nut a little you gotta make it through the whole month.”
“Trust me, I will make it.”
by grab that dick December 03, 2018
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During the month of December (starting at 12AM on December 1st) when one undertakes the challenge of masturbating once on the 1st day, twice on the 2nd, up until the 31st when they will masturbate 31 times in the day.
Hey bro no nut November is over now and we're beginning destroy dick December.
Hey are you keeping up with destroy dick December? It's the 15th and I've already completed my 15 for today!
Hey are you keeping up with destroy dick December? It's the 15th and I've already completed my 15 for today!
by TheDestroyer. November 13, 2017
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