1) Full name Richard Wagstaff Clark, Dick Clark had his first major TV appearance as the host of "American Bandstand" in 1957. Nicknamed "The World's Oldest Teenager" for his ability to always be knowledgable about America's popular music. 2004 was the 30th anniversery of his anual hosting of "New Year's Rockin' Eve"
2) A man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

An Invincible Man who has his own television special once a year on CBS after he leaves the Cryogenic holds of a new york laboratory. After his television special, he is frozen once again to retain his perpetual looks for all of eternity

Teabagging someone, but before the balls enter the mouth a countdown from ten occurs. Usually followed by a shout of "Happy New Year!"

When you use a scented hard-on cream on your penis and recieve a blowjob with a decent amount of cream on, and by the time you are all done the female (or male if you stray that way) will not be able to feel his/her mouth. Thus leading to talking like Dick Clark

Someone who gets sexually turned on when put in front of a huge audience of clowns

A hard slap across a person's chest while yelling "Dick Clark".

It was invented during a drunken dispute over whether it was Dick Clark or James Garner on "The Rockford Files".