Dick Cheney

1. to shoot in the face by accident

2. to shoot in the face.

And in the last scene of Scorcese's Oscar-winning The Departed, Mark Wahlberg Dick Cheneys Matt Damon.

by LinusUrgo July 11, 2008

Dick Cheney

Someone who "accidentally" caps your ass while on a hunting trip and then responds to the incident with "Sorry, I thought you were a quail or a deer."

Steve: "Yo Ray Ray, did you here that terrence got shot by his own Latrell during the hit on St. Clair Avenue?"

Ray Ray: "Shit man, that's why Latrell shouldn't be involved in drive-by shootings. He is such a Dick Cheney."

by Big Snigglet December 10, 2006

Dick Cheney

An oily, whorefaced, bean-stealing enemy of the people. Dick Cheney completed the long-rumored merger of Halliburton and the Whitehouse. Under Dick Cheney’s guidance Halliburton became a de facto government agency, overseeing policy decisions as well as spending billions in public funds. Dick Cheney also shot a senior citizen in the face, while poaching quail, at a canned hunt (after drinking). He was then taken off the NRA Christmas card list.

Which feeble oligarch attempted to throw a pitch at a Nationals’ game but was too weak to make it over the plate?
A. Montgomery Burns
B. Dick Cheney

The answer is B.

by Author June 14, 2006

Dick Cheney

The vice president of our legendary nation who mistook a 78 year old lawyer for a quail and shot him in the face.

Who the hell is that shooting a bunch of seniors? Oh! It's just Dick Cheney.

by Paresthesia February 22, 2006

Dick Cheney

An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.

Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?

Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...

Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!

by The Culture Bandit May 16, 2009

Dick Cheney

Verb. The act of shooting someone square in the face with a shotgun.

"We were playing CS and Dan came around the corner right into my sights, so I Dick Cheney'd him."

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Dick Cheney

A man who absorbs light and then takes a dark dump on America

Bobby: don't get to close to Dick Cheney.

Fred: why?

Bobby: he will suck the life out of you!

by CHOWnoobCHOW April 21, 2009