dick cheney

a very bad shot

i went hunting with dick cheney and lost a lrg

by wheatley boy January 5, 2009

dick cheney

He's the Jim Henson to Bush's Kermit the Frog.

Basically, he's the puppeteer, and Bush is the puppet.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

dick cheney

a chain that hangs from the male genatalia.

Grant Bird O'Neill went to the piercing parlor and got a dick cheney.

by Shiny Sam the Magic Man June 9, 2004

dick cheney

When you shoot a wad in a chick's face and you make HER apologize afterwards.

"I made your bitch apologize while she was wiping it outta her eye."

"Oh man, you Dick Cheney'd her!"

by DalenT December 27, 2007

dick cheney

An old man, currently Vice President of the US, who enjoys shooting innocent 78-year-old men in the face with a shotgun.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Dick Cheney?"

Person 2: "Isn't he the guy that shot that old man in the face?"

Person 1: "Yup, and he also just had another heart attack."

by SumGuyInGA September 13, 2006

dick cheney

a chain that hangs from the male genatalia.

Josh Filer went to the piercing parlor to get a dick cheney.

by Shiny Sam the Magic Man June 8, 2004

dick cheney

Currently the vice president of the USA.
Hobbies include:
1. Having heart attacks
2. Playing with his puppet "W"
3. Hunting his friends
4. Screwing up the country

Dick Cheney: Sorry a swear you looked like a quail.

by Michael HL October 3, 2006