when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again
by cheese dick nigga December 06, 2019
by BXD BITCH September 15, 2019
Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
by viper15 September 19, 2016
man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater
by casualtater August 20, 2019
by Ahhhhhhgghghh January 22, 2020
When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

