when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again
damn, I am out of lube again, now I just have to become a cheese dick nigga
by cheese dick nigga December 06, 2019
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Derogatory term for voluntary EMS provider.
Susan F is a Blue Cheese Dick after driving the ambulance to a routine standby.
by BXD BITCH September 15, 2019
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Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
by viper15 September 19, 2016
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oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie
man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater
by casualtater August 20, 2019
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When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020
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