The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.

One who kisses the anus of another while slipping their point finger up the others urethra, simultaneously rubbing their taint with a sponge

That person who thinks he/she is part of the group just because he follows you and your group around no matter how much you try to ditch him