An action performed on someone so inconsolably stupid that you need to let them know the amount of their stupidity, in the most informal and direct way. Take a dick pic, print it, tape it to a brick, then whack the aforementioned stupid person upside the head.

An action, intentional or not, that restricts someone from getting some. Often times this is motivated by feelings of jealousy and competitiveness.

A dick brick is an individual who engages in such actions.

When it’s so fucking cold outside

When a male's genitalia is so colossal it could capsize a brick wall.

(N) An individual who's personality is likened to slamming a brick on ones own dick.

Removal of male genitalia with two bricks

Used in New York as slang for cold as hell