This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Dried up seman that forms on the penile area

Noun. Similar to Dick Snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted semen or penile discharge.

A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.

When a male specimen is ready to mate, his pee pee leaks a white substance called precum, in other words, a dick booger

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.