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a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.

Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie

Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!
by tatertottzz July 04, 2011
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
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A “diary” book series about a middle school boy named Greg Heffley. His best friend is named Rowley Jefferson. The author of the series is Jeff Kinney.
The Diary of a Wimpy Kid book series is good for all ages.
by -Sunshine April 13, 2018
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A book, or series of books, by Jeff Kinney about a self-centered middle school boy named Greg Heffley and the funny situations he finds himself in. The story is told with a combination of words and pictures; something between a novel and a comic book.
Any age can enjoy Diary of a Wimpy Kid. I'm 20 and I like it, the elementary school kids in my neighborhood like it, my teenage sister likes it, and my dad likes it.
by RoadTripWest July 16, 2011
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A book series that was written after Jane Austen visited the grave of William Shakespeare while listening to Mozart
A: this is so amazing
B:this is so totally a diary of a wimpy kid moment
by alex.andurr February 26, 2021
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a terrible book and even worse movie about a dumbass self-centered prick of a middle school kid named Greg Hefley. The entire books are about him doing things like getting revenge on a girl who stopped him from cheating on a test, effectively insulting his supposed "friend" Rowley, and judging that people should just deal with the problems he causes. The movie is worse as the kids in it are ugly as hell and cannot act, the script is awful, and none of the jokes are funny. The only reason i know this much about the books are because my little brothers obsess over the books and want "to grow up to be like Greg hefley."
Guy 1: Hey did you read that book Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

Guy 2: I read the book and saw the movie and they both annoyed the fuck out of me
by hypsmc September 20, 2010
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The wimpy kid is a little shit kids book that children read when they are being raped.
Greg heffley was getting molested as he was reading diary of a wimpy kid.
by UrbanLegend22 May 03, 2019
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