(1)- Diapers are those ever so wonderful little things that have been around forever, and that are used on the bottoms of babies. They are the "catch all" apparel of any babies wardrobe or layette. Diapers, usually white in colour, rectangular in shape, and fashioned out of either a washable, or disposable type of material or fabric, are brought up between a baby's legs and fastened at the sides (near a baby's hips), with either safety pins (diaper pins), or sticky tabs, depending on which type of diapers one is using. Usually fairly bulky by design, diapers remain to be the most popular and simplistic method used today to contain the waste of babies under the age of 3 years.

(2)- Diaper design, a design which incorporates a geometric pattern, (diamond pattern), that can be found on much older English styled brick manor houses dating back as far as the 1400's. Diaper design, a pattern used in the assembly of hand stitching, quilting, and doily work. Diaper design is most often refered to as "diaper pattern", or "diaper work".

something that's cooler than cool, pimper than pimp, sweeter than sweet

An elderly person that pisses you off.

A piece of garbage that always holds shit from babies butts

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your upper body less constricted. This is usually done while drinking copious amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon or other inexpensive beers in an ocean or lake.

Diapering: The act of changing, taking off, putting on diapers. The process of changing a diaper.

Having diapers on. Actively wearing diapers. With diapers.