Top definition
Compensation from tax returns, assistance programs or any other unconventional form of income used to purchase the bare necessities - such as diapers for the babies.
Josh: Hey bae, the house smells so much cleaner!
Mavel: I know right?! Poor Josh Jr. had to wait two weeks before the diaper money finally came in the mail!
by Mommy's Little Helper November 19, 2016
Get a Diaper Money mug for your cousin Vivek.
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
Get a Planetary Quarantine mug for your dad Manley.
2
The monetary compensation used to reimburse any person who defecates on your face.
I got that diaper money. I got that wife pussy
by Dick Forte June 14, 2013
Get a Diaper Money mug for your Aunt Larisa.