A big fat bitch who stole king away from helbram so I hate you
Oh look is that Diane?
Oh shit run she’s a snake
by satesatesate July 14, 2020
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A lovely girl, who thought it was really cool to have sex with a guy named Matthew. Matthew is all so dreamy and has beautiful blue eyes with a killer smile!
Hey Diane was it really enjoyable that you got to have sex with Matthew! You are such a lucky girl!
by RomanHi5 September 03, 2020
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An alcoholic beverage drank from a can on public transport, specifically a train.
“I’ve got a bag of Dianes for the train.”
by Ryanplugs February 25, 2020
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Like Karen’s want to speak to the manager, Diane’s are a more relaxed middle-aged middle class woman, Diane’s enjoy drinking wine and work gossip and school-ground parent gossip, Diane’s meet at the diet club (weight watchers usually) and usually do aerobics and Pilates, Diane’s are usually frugal with money, look down at the poorer classes, and they usually think their offspring is smarter than anyone else and usually sends them to after school club, Diane’s are well off but not private school rich. Diane’s usually enjoy trying to be modern they try iPhones and all the latest fads and trends like dehydrated frying equipment etc
Diane lost 2 pounds at weightwatchers this week so she celebrated with a glass of wine at the local wine bar while her offspring attended drama club.
by YorkshirePride February 10, 2020
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Shes the most gorgeous sculpted masterpiece to mankind. Shes got the longest flowing dark hair down to the perfect quirky smile. Her style is very on point and smells like a bowl of seductive floral/clean ocean notes and new car leather seats. She turns heads when she walks into a room without even trying. She doesnt realize how ABSOLUTELY perfect she is, which makes her even hotter. She can sell ice to eskimo and shoot the shit with absolutely any stranger. Shes Funny without having to try. Down to earth loyal and loves family above all. Her mom is her world. She will say it how it is even if it hurts ur feelings but we all know in end its cause she cares. If you know this Mini Panda dont let her go! If she hasnt stolen your heart already!
That Diane Barnes is something else she just took off her coat in the middle of winter to give to poor Jamie.

Diane Barnes is small but she will slice and dice you with those Big words

Diane Barnes you have stolen my heart
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A lady wanting to allow hospitals to turn patients away. Her surname is a perfect definition for her as it describes the perfect color of her "soul".
Grace: Who is the person whose surname describes them perfectly?

Harold: Oh, you mean Diane Black?
by ForNetNeutrality February 19, 2018
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Beautiful; Intelligent; Fun; Skinny; Small; Bad. But All Together It Makes Me.
I Think Diane Legardy Is An AMAZING Person
by Dode_Badd August 29, 2011
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