To be of pure awesomness and perfection yet slightly insane.

a philandering whore of a wife or the act of philandering as a whore wife

When the girl orgasms by watching her guy blow a load into another girl.

my lover, the father/mother of my children

A slug like creature. Natural habitat tends to be an attendance office in Immaculata Hall of Don Bosco Prep High School. Noun

Not smart. Doesn't move a muscle from 7 AM to to 140 PM.
Wont bite unless provoked. No neck. Loves to dance.

Mating Call- "Late, Late, why are you late?"

Synonyms- Slug, Sloth, Snorlax, Raz from Monsters Inc. ,poop

Antonyms- Paris Hilton, Mr. Clean, Jon Stark, Mailman, Lifegaurd

Common Misspellings- Tardy, Late, Excused, Absent, Present, Attendance

Pinkamena Diane Pie is the dark side of Pinkie Pie. She is a psychotic murderer living in Ponyvile, who tortures ponies or other living being.. into tasty cupcakes. She would give her victim a special cupcake and they would automatically feel quite dizzy until everything turns pitch black. And Pinkamena would drag the victim into her basement, under her bakery aka "Sugarcube Corner". When they wake up they realize that they are strapped tightly against a wooden rack in the dark, when the lights go on the victim itself is in full panic mode as they see horrendous decorations of painted skulls, skins of belonging to other ponies ect ect, organs inside balloons, bones and the strong smell of blood on the floor. Then Pinkamena makes it more worse as she comes out of nowhere and starts to do her torture towards that helpless victim, making sarcastic dark jokes, while taking samples from the pony's body, chopping their limbs and peeling their skin off or slicing their cutie marks on each side of their hips. When they die she then says "Life is a party" and makes her cupcakes with the left out organs and skin. This is considered one of those "GrimDark" fan-made MLP stories out there.

Hot bitch in Troy.