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Diagami occurs when someone has diarrhea and when they excrete their fecal matter. The feces in the toilet is often oddly shaped, distorted or complex which gives it the appearence of origami, hence the words name.
Bill: Sorry man, can't make the movie. I've got one baaad case of diarrhea. It's just flowing through me! It's not all bad though... I created some mad diagami before!
Bob: Sweet mate, what was it?
Bill: One of those birds... A crane I think they're called.
by Mr Atom Bomb November 15, 2010
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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