The unofficial spelling for diabetes that was created due to popular media and meme-makers. Used improperly in text messages due to being plainly humorous to most young people. However, it is not necessarily a nice word to use in public in offense to those who have suffered the diabetes condition(s). It was originated from a meme made after a public message from Wilford Brimley.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

A strange disease affecting fat actors which causes them to not be able to pronounce "Diabetes" correctly.

A disease that affects predominately fat people, much like their poster boy,Wilford Brimley.

Slang for the blood disease diabetes. Often misspelled as diabeetis. Although the base of many jokes, videos, and puns, etc., it is a serious condition. After many well-known Liberty Medical Commercials in which celebrity Wilford Brimley mispronounces diabetes. Now a comedy empire.

Diabeetus is not just Diabetes mispronounced. Diabetes if NOT a blood disease but rather an insulin problem. Insulin is used to regulate the sugar levels in your blood. Some don't produce any insulin, some produce to much.

Diabeetus is Diabetes with enlogating of the testicals that get longer with age.
This becomes a big sanitary problem when they are using the toilet and the scrotum touches the dirty water.

dia-beetus, also known as "the beetis" is infact not a unique strain of marijuana, but rather the reference to Wilford Brimley's bumblefuck speech impediment, and inability to pronounce the word diabetes. After Wilford Brimley's day-view on liberty medical commercials, "the beetis" spread like an std in a bro-infested frat house over the continental United States. Dia-beetus quickly became a youtube sensation, providing such hits as "rock me diabeetus" and "the funky diabeetus". The Billy Mays of yesteryear, Wilford Brimley's walrus like mustache and comforting hand motions will forever live on in the commercial brakes of late night television, and more importantly in the hearts of the American people.