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"To tickle, itch or scratch ones testicles", or less frequently "to tickle ones genitles" pronounced Deet, ('ee' like in sheet') and doot (past)('oo' like in shoot')

i.e. Jon dheet rachel late in the evening, she was most displeased.
Jon was arrested shortly after

i.e. I have most certainly not dooten antony, it was craig

i.e. Despite the fact that Liam doot Ian earlier that day, Ian still craved more dheeting.

i.e. Ian thought "Liam doot me earlier this evening, but I really do wish for more dheeting"!!!!!

Infinitive
To Dheet - To tickle someones testicles (less frequent genitles)
("h" almost silent)

Present
I dheet
you dheet
he/she/it dheets
we dheet
yous dheet
they dheet

Future
I will dheet
you will dheet
he/she/it will dheet
we will dheet
yous will dheet
they will dheet

Past
I doot
you doot
he/she/it doot
we doot
yous doot
they doot

Conditional
I shall dheet
you shall dheet
he shall dheet
we shall dheet
yous shall dheet
they shall dheet

Present perfect
I have dooten
you have dooten
he has dooten
we have dooten
yous have dooten
they have dooten

Past perfect
I had dooten
you had dooten
he had dooten
we had dooten
yous had dooten
they had dooten

Future perfect
I will have dooten
you will have dooten
he/she/it will have dooten
we will have dooten
you will have dooten
they will have dooten

Conditional Perfect
I shall have dooten
you shall have dooten
he shall have dooten
we shall have dooten
yous shall have dooten
they shall have dooten

Present continuous
I am dheeting
you are dheeting
he/she/it is dheeting
we are dheeting
you are dheeting
they are dheeting
by Greggegg March 25, 2009
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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