A massive twat

When a woman lies to a man about finishing her menstrual cycle in order to coerce him into sex. Either upon completion of, or during the act of sex it becomes clearly apparent that the woman is in fact still menstruating by the blood spatter visible both on the man, and on the surrounding area.

A direct reference to the TV show Dexter where the main character works as a blood spatter analyst with a severe dislike for evil-doers ( in this case lying women).

Dexter is one high pitched gay ass motherfucker. it is said that his vocal cords where removed when he was a child and replaced with a cat so whenever he tries to be cool and sing he cant because of how high his voice is. Dexter's usually don't get laid because of how miniature their dick's are, it is said that one time when was trying to have sex one day, when he took his pants off the girl screamed and said "oh my god, i'm not a lesbian" Dexter's are short, blonde and usually absolute cunts that go to some school called all shit or something like that.

Someone who identifies with the "Right" portion of the modern political spectrum, is openly critical of "Leftists", but who is actually hypocritical in terms of being guilty of using the same tactics, and shows the same qualities as those that they are criticizing. eg
Shouting someone down so that they can't speak during a debate, but will claim a violation of their Freedom of Expression when denied use of a microphone.

Often "follows the Libertarian herd" because they like the image of being an individualist, but only if they feel supported by a group.

Someone whose understanding of being "Right" is that they don't like being told what they can or cannot do, even though they have no self discipline, are a detriment to society, and see no connection between responsibility and freedom.

Watches the videos of Joe Rogan, Ben Shapiro, or Jordan Peterson, only understands a fraction of what is being discussed. Often will quote words or phrases with no clue about what they actually mean.

The conservative equivalent of snowflakes, SJWs, Cultural Marxists,uses virtue signalling, etc.

(derived from the archaic term for 'right handed', because you shouldn't be allowed to call yourself Right when you are definitely wrong)

Pronunciation: \ˈdex-ter\
Function: noun

A person who is driving and texting at the same time, typically being observed swerving and not paying attention to the road.

To describe someone who flexes on em

Something you say before you puke