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A dewmi is a person who consistently drink mountain dew with gummy candy on a daily basis. They tend to experiment with the two by making mountain dew gummies. They do this by injecting the gummy with mountain dew. If they don't have their mountain dew and gummies, it could get dangerous for they are addictive.
Girl: Where the hell did you put my mountain dew!? My gummies are missing too!
Guy: You're such a Dewmi
Girl: You ate them! -Chokes him to death-
Guy: -Faints from lack of oxygen-
Guy: You're such a Dewmi
Girl: You ate them! -Chokes him to death-
Guy: -Faints from lack of oxygen-
by Kuleara January 11, 2015
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018