Dew-Did (noun) The act of getting your hair did by your favorite homosexual hairstylist. In an ever changing era of political correctness one must be able to properly identify (with affection) the person that be dew your dew.

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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.