by _devon_is_bae_ November 17, 2014
A son Athena. One who is very in touch with his feminine side, a computer nerd, and somehow... A chick magnet (although oblivious to this). He has many crushes and is extremely awkward. He's best friends with a small gangly child who aspires to be an actor/cross country runner.
Person 1: ERMAHGERD! Devon is like sooooo hoooottttttttt!
Person 2: But he's a total nerd! How are you attracted to him?
Person1: *blank stare*
nerd attractive wtf confusion
Person 2: But he's a total nerd! How are you attracted to him?
Person1: *blank stare*
nerd attractive wtf confusion
by Hello children June 30, 2013
The biggest dick ever. Actual ever. I mean, he is a super nice guy. He isn't a dick. He just has a massive penis. It is intimidating at first. Very scary until you get to know him. He likes trucks and has a lot of tractors in his house. But really, he has the biggest penis.
Girl: what's the best sex you have ever had?
Other girl: well it was with this guy, Devon. Actually the sex wasn't that great because it felt like the Eifel tower was tearing me in half.
Other girl: well it was with this guy, Devon. Actually the sex wasn't that great because it felt like the Eifel tower was tearing me in half.
by Topdogmanboy August 05, 2018
witty, sarcastic, sexy female that's too cool for earth. in fact, she's jupiterian (from jupiter). she pisses excellence on the first and 15th of every month. fuckable but not sure if she can procreate with earthlings.
by idontfckearthlings October 04, 2010
Is a very cool person,makes anyone laugh,Devons are usually depressed but can get help from a carolina,Devons usually are black but they can also be white(depends),you can also love a Devon and it's common to really love a Devon, Devons can also be very confusing about how they feel,if you are lucky you can find a Devon in the wild but you would have to tame him with a funny meme
by Coolbeans18 February 09, 2020
A person who is unlike any other. Very easy to talk to and always causing smiles where ever he may go. He knows how to make anyone feel special, wanted, and more than enough. He has the most genuine, gigantic heart there is. His deep, kind eyes make you feel at peace; taking all negativity out of sight out of mind because you're too busy getting lost in those dreamy blue eyes. His smile is so contagious, cheesy, and adorable to the point where you can't help but smile yourself, just the thought of him always leaves a smile filled with uncontrollable happiness. He is very shy and doesn't know how truly amazing and extraordinary he actually is. It will drive you nuts but it will also encourage you to keep wanting to tell him because he is too great not to know it. He is so amazing that there isn't enough words you could write out to be able to truly describe the perfection that he is on the inside and he just naturally portrays. He's a life changer. If you ever come across this Devon you are the luckiest of all people. He is a blessing. So cherish every second, every moment, every day that you have with him, because you honestly cannot get enough of him .
by DreDre2018 December 14, 2017
A county area in the Westcountry region of the United Kindgom (UK) known for it's picturesque views and rolling hills often used for hiding the view of the mountains of needles, pills and weed while the tourists are visiting during the summer.
by The Squarepusher March 19, 2011