Noun - A real stark raving bitch , one who you would avoid at all costs. Not to be confused with satan , who is a complete pussy compared to the DEVILINE . She strikes fear into the hearts of complete cities and makes children cry at 100 paces . Her presence can be likened to a pissed off grizzly bear on steroids and PCP with a headache - but the bear is nicer. Her bullshit british accent is shrill enough to shatter glass and induce vomiting in a dead man. One encounter with her and you will wish you were dead.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.