From one woman to another. "When I was drunk I went down on this redheaded guy. I stopped and pulled a long fire-y out of my mouth. He laughed and said 'Got ya some of my devil's floss did you?' I looked at him and said 'yes! Why does it taste like peanut butter?'"

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."