by Devery the anime lord July 16, 2018
A strange creature native to the beaches of Eastern Florida known for driving trucks that a Mexican would kill his family for. A typical Devery begins life as a beach-bum drinking Captain Morgan and Surfing but tends to morph later in life to an animal with thinning hair who dresses 'fratty.' These creatures are known for having severe ADD and living alone like a recluse. Much like a gremlin, if a Devery is fed alcohol after midnight he goes ape shit, going through metamorphosis where they turn in to a completely different creature commonly referred to as a 'Dirty Dave.' These 'Dirty Daves' scream, yell, and date Bar-Bars.
Person 1: Where's Devery?
Person 2: He's at the bar.
Person 1: Dammit, its after midnight. Dirty Dave is about to come out, what an asshole.
Person 2: He's at the bar.
Person 1: Dammit, its after midnight. Dirty Dave is about to come out, what an asshole.
by suckmyballsackbitches April 25, 2011
by tazmanisawesome January 25, 2009
A middle aged lady that enjoys the company of her cats over the company of real humans. She becomes stimulated by having her bees sting her nipples.
That crazy cat lady seems like she's a Devery.
by CockThunder November 06, 2014