Destination Fucked - Is about fucking up at something being middle-fingered by a little kid and looking straight at a fat pig.
by Xellti March 22, 2019
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Somewhere you end up when directed by fuckwits.
Jim: Geez, there is more chiefs here than Indians.
John: Yeah, we're heading to destination fucked.
by JLH April 26, 2017
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Similar to a destination wedding, it is a place picked by the birthday boy/girl that requires their guests to give up their week, their income and their lives...for the sole purpose of showering the Birthday boy/girl with inappropriate praise.
Hey Guys, I'm super excited for my birthday party today. I sure hope you can make it. It's a Destination Birthday in Honduras!!! I've checked Air Honduras and ticket prices are below $1500 roundtrip, please check the Birthday Registry.
by jackbarron February 07, 2011
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When you can't stop thinking about visiting a specific location, and you feel this rumbling, you have awoken your destination hunger. This is very common (and more powerful) for destinations you have previously visited. The only known relief is to quench your hunger.
I saw a picture of my favorite place on earth, and I fell from my chair when my destination hunger hit me like a freight train.
by J-Stallion March 24, 2013
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He makes the girls fall in love with him and then breaks there heart. He has a amazing body but a small dick. He still finds a way to pleasure the ladies.
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Final Destination is a disc where two space foxes normally fight on, talk shit and shine
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An bizarre accident; An accident that is so strange and that occurs under such unbelievable circumstances that it appears that the accident was straight out of Hollywood.
The guy's car was rear-ended and pushed into one of those car haulers - the chain securing the SUV on the top broke and it rolled off the hauler and landed in the back seat of the car crushing the chick in the back and the driver walked away without a scratch...

Wow! That was a real final destination accident.
by JimmyJay March 20, 2007
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