Desserts are women that are wifey material. Snacks are side chicks, meals are girlfriends. And desserts are wifey. It’s what you get when you’ve earned it.
I’m not a snack or a meal, I’m dessert!
by Littlemeagan November 03, 2018
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When a dude cums in a chick and she turns around and without showering has another dude unknowingly eat her out
She got his peace turnd around and gave another dude her dessert
by Sadie mae gluts October 27, 2015
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A food item or combination thereof suitable for enjoying after a meal.
That peanut buster parfait is dessertable!
by Caveman111 December 26, 2011
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Being a fatty and eating a lot of desert.
Eating desert
Sam was desserting with half a bucket of icecream. That disgusting bastard.
by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011
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the consummation of a fully satiating one-time-only date; i.e., dinner...sex
The night was almost complete, all it needed was little dessert upstairs.
by tomshray August 04, 2009
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