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To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)
While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!
by jesus March 25, 2003
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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