To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
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When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.
My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.
by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016
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When a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol.

Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.
Girl: Oh my gosh he is so hot!

Friends: Noooo, desperate goggles!
by Onsmashhhh November 30, 2011
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When a straight guy is so desperate for action that he succumbs to sexual activities with another man because, as anyone who hit puberty knows, every guy is a horny mother-fucker.
Person A: "Dude, I haven't gotten any poon in almost two years. I'm ready to do something gay by desperation."

Person B: "Dude, I know how you feel. You can crash at my place tonight if you're feeling lonely."

Person A: "Only if I can crash and burn...IN YOUR ASS!"
by VinBorges April 16, 2007
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Possibly one of the best shows on television. Ever.
The show follows four housewives living on the seemingly perfect Wisteria Lane. The women all deal with dramatic issues; such as suicide, affairs, and troublesome teens. Susan Mayer is a hopeless romantic trying to find a man (currently her plumber). Bree Van De Kamp is "Martha Stewart on steroids", who recently witnessed her boyfriend's suicide. He was also the same man who killed her husband, Rex. Then, there is the ever popular and sexy Gabrielle Solis, played by Eva Longoria. Her character has an elicit affair with a teenage garden, the becomes pregnant -> miscarriage. Last but not least is Lynette Scavo, a working mother of four. All her character does is deal with parenting and marriage issues..
"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night?!"
"Hell yes, I wouldn't miss it for the world."
by I<3DH August 13, 2006
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(noun) Material created in commemoration of a relatively insignificant anniversary in an attempt to draw visitors to your website or shop.

(verb) To create or promote such material.

Derivation: Named after the cutesie cartoons which periodically stand in for the logo of a popular search engine.
Commemorating Edmund Halley's 335th birthday is a Desperate Doodle. Commemorating his 400th will not be.
by Greg Withnail November 08, 2011
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An individual who is so desperate for someone to be interested in them that they are prepared to go against their sexual preference, if this will lead to sex / a relationship.
Due to overpopulation of male furries, there is a high incidence of bi-desperation.

He's not actually bi, he's just bi-desperate.
by the_ghost_of_cain June 24, 2004
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