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If you get despacitoed then you get f**king despacitoed.

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The song to be played when anything sad happens, because its existence is saddening as well. Bonus points if you ask Alexa to play it for you, because typing it into youtube isn't worth the effort.

Despacito is a song created by Luis Fonsi but is now referred to as some kind of joke or meme mainly because of the song’s not-so-innocent lyrics.

Meme and joke version:
1. Despacito is commonly seen in Roblox in the form of Despacito Spider.

i. It started as a stupid trend in the popular role-playing game Robloxian Highschool.

ii. A Despacito Spider composes of a Bighead and Biggerhead fused together, wherein the Biggerhead’s face is facing the right and the Bighead’s face is facing forward. There are four pairs of spider legs on the bottom of the spider connected to the Biggerhead.
2. Alexa, play Despacito.

i. Became some kind of trend after the release of Amazon’s Echo Dot.
3. Despacito 2

i. Another joke that originated from the game Roblox when players got tired of the original Despacito and decided to set a release date for Despacito 2, which is, unbelievably, on May 12th.

History:
1. Despacito wasn’t a meme, but became a meme due to the existence of memers on Roblox.
2. Is now said to cause cancer, hearing impairment and permanent brain damage.
3. Turned into a religion, despacitism.

Annoying and latin pop garbage song that blew up in summer of 2017. The song has all basic elements of modern trash pop song - having boring and repetitive but catchy melody, lyrics about having sex, and a music video with random hot chicks dancing in it. First Despacito has been popular in spanish-speaking countries but it became international hit after Justin Bieber released cover version. Thanks to bieber and his fangirls, the music video has surpassed 6 billion views on youtube and being overplayed everywhere by normalfags and retards. Despacito is very popular among mainstream music lovers aka normies and sheeps. 99% of the people who listen to despacito are millenials and gen z kids, but they don't even know the meaning of the lyrics.