A slow-minded moron who is obsessed with sex.
– This guy only pays attention to boobs. And he look like an idiot.
– Yeah, a real despacito!
by Sorin Acela August 08, 2017
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Latin Gospel, spoken from the two prophecies of christ, Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. In some english speaking areas the voice of a weird kid that sung that "Baby" song a few years ago. Can also soothe deppresion in sad moments
Guy: This is so sad, play despacito!

Alexa: Playing despacito by Luis Fonsi
by Pootman0 December 14, 2018
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Despacito is a song that Justin Bieber thought would be good if he covers it. Unfortunately, he ruined it.
person: hey, have you heard the justin bieber version of despacito?
other person: yeah, it ruined the song
by pegasus wings June 30, 2017
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Desp(ə)rˈsi t-əʊ) Australian slang term for needing to perform a bowel movement in a public restroom, only to find all the vacant toilets are unclean and you have to decide if you risk finding another one or not.
Mate all these dunnys are rank, but i'm despacito for a shit!
by Stayan_Crashmore88 October 19, 2017
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Slowly (slo-il-e)
Comedian:That’s so sad Alexa play Despacito
You:lol did u know that means slowly and the whole song is saying touch me slowly

Comedian:google translate isn’t necessarily right all the time.
by Whyislife October 26, 2018
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The unfunny meme everyone still uses
Person 1: DESPACITO 3949 IS COMING OUT OMG
Person 2: nigga stfu
by Penisisgoodmahniga August 12, 2018
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