Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

demien desmond

demien desmond likes anya but denies it
demien has a crush on anya

by iPissmyPants August 22, 2022

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017

Desmond Benjamin is a legendary artist and producer

"Did you see Desmond Benjamin on the news?"

"Yes! He's so cool I want to be just like him!"