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!UPDATE! Multiple Desert Yeti have been spotted migrating from 29 Palms to Camp Pendleton California. The prognosis is bad as drunk Marines everywhere are making horrible decisions regarding these.... things.
Marine-"Hey baby whats your name?"
Desert Yeti-"(wookie noises)"
Marine-"Really? That's my mom's name. This liquor tells me to kiss you."
Desert Yeti-"(wookie noises)"
Marine-"Really? That's my mom's name. This liquor tells me to kiss you."
by LCplThompson March 11, 2009
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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1) Homeless looking, nasty, smelly, fat ass ugly bitches in 29 Palms California who attempt to seek affection in a dark environment (a club or bar) and look like a Yeti in the light.
2) Warning!!! there are stories of these "Desert Yetis'" following around their prey and harrassing their victims by conversation or any other possible means.
2) Warning!!! there are stories of these "Desert Yetis'" following around their prey and harrassing their victims by conversation or any other possible means.
by Big Yo October 07, 2003