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A term for an Anavil Brahmin Hindu(upper caste Hindu). Also used as a surname for some sections of this caste group.
There is 'Sanjay Mehta' he is a 'Desai' from so and so village.
by Jigna Desai October 07, 2003
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Desai's are the most important and commanding Gujuratis. The have often slapped other Gujuratis silly in order to preserve the great race. The most notable ass whooping was delivered to His Vermin - Deepal Mistry
A term for an Anavil Brahmin Hindu(upper caste Hindu). Also used as a surname for some sections of this caste group.
There is 'Mrugesh Desai' he is a 'Desai' from so and so village and he keeps Deepal Mistry on a leash.
by Mrugesh Desai April 26, 2005
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Desai's are the most important and commanding Gujuratis. The have often slapped other Gujuratis silly in order to preserve the great race. The most notable ass whooping was delivered to His Vermin - Deepal Mistry
A term for an Anavil Brahmin Hindu(upper caste Hindu). Also used as a surname for some sections of this caste group.
There is 'Mrugesh Desai' he is a 'Desai' from so and so village and he keeps Deepal Mistry on a leash.
by Desai, Mrugesh April 27, 2005
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a higher class of patels..the best hindu's..always on top and in charge
you better listen to that desai else you'll regret it!
by aakasd420 October 06, 2010
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