A male that has sex with a female and to get her pregnant and proceeds to never see her again.
derp man elite was never seen by her again.
by notkejejnsn September 05, 2017
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When a collection of people prone to derping gather and try to out derp each other.
Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum seem to be having an epic DERP OFF.
by Slackisgabe June 02, 2015
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A derpy vagina that during intercourse will have a muscle spas and suffocate the male genitalia it is usually very painful for both party's and can also result in a early mensturl cycle
Dude, yesterday I was banging Cindy and she had a derp twad and my dick hurt so bad and she bled on me!
by Footballnick77 June 25, 2014
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When one takes a dick pic on Snapchat and makes a person out of his penis with emojis and drawings on it.
I got bored so I started to dick derp on Snapchat.
by dezertwhore April 09, 2017
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From hell does Stalin guide its shells once the King of Derp orders and enemy to shut up and die. It doesn't matter if the King is rolling or patiently aiming; Stalin's will is the only thing the KV-2 needs to TEAR NAZI TANKS APART.
by SomeStupidGuyBehindAComputer December 22, 2018
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