A terminal disease that took its namesake from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.
Patient (on telephone): derp lol doc i thnk i gotted derpes
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol
by ItsjH November 14, 2010
The contemporary DNC and GOP parties are one party. the DeRps.
Ignore what they say, watch what they do!
Your common DeRp wants government spending and lots of it. DeRps don't care if they have to borrow it's only important that all of their choice interest groups (hobbies) are fed at the end of the day. The only difference between the DNC and the GOP is what the spending goes toward. They're consumers just like generation x women and no one takes their men seriously. The generation x women wear the pants in the DeRp house and they represent the marginal power of the DeRp vote.
If you're into programmed reality TV shows, the DeRps offer a lot of sibling rivalry intrigue for your interactive enjoyment.
Ignore what they say, watch what they do!
Your common DeRp wants government spending and lots of it. DeRps don't care if they have to borrow it's only important that all of their choice interest groups (hobbies) are fed at the end of the day. The only difference between the DNC and the GOP is what the spending goes toward. They're consumers just like generation x women and no one takes their men seriously. The generation x women wear the pants in the DeRp house and they represent the marginal power of the DeRp vote.
If you're into programmed reality TV shows, the DeRps offer a lot of sibling rivalry intrigue for your interactive enjoyment.
Of, consisting of, or supported by members of two parties, especially two major political parties: a DeRp resolution.
Bipartisan is a code-word for “the kids are playing nice together.”
Bipartisan is a code-word for “the kids are playing nice together.”
by nwzPaper January 26, 2013
"Is 'derping' still being used? Do people even say that or is my boomer showing? If its not being used, could I change its meaning to 'scared and coughing?'"- CallMeKevin 2020
by Jim Pickens's victom December 03, 2020
1. An internetly transmitted disease, known as an I.T.D. Symptoms include:
- Sweaty Fingers
- Uncontrollable desire to say "derp".
- Hunger
- Fatigue
- Cyber Sex Sessions as to propagate the disease.
- Chat sessions as to propagate the I.T.D
How to cure:
No known cure has been found, yet. Derp.
- Sweaty Fingers
- Uncontrollable desire to say "derp".
- Hunger
- Fatigue
- Cyber Sex Sessions as to propagate the disease.
- Chat sessions as to propagate the I.T.D
How to cure:
No known cure has been found, yet. Derp.
Anonymous: We owned him. Derp.
Anonymouse: We sure did. Lmfao.
Anonymous: Nice name . Derp
Anonymouse: Oh fuck, you have derpes, don't you? Derp.
Anonymouse: FFFFFuuuuuuuuuuu
Anonymouse: We sure did. Lmfao.
Anonymous: Nice name . Derp
Anonymouse: Oh fuck, you have derpes, don't you? Derp.
Anonymouse: FFFFFuuuuuuuuuuu
by www.Derpes.com January 28, 2010
*is frightened by something while beginning to cough*
"oh, I'm derping! This is awful!"
"kevin derped"
"i think Jim is having a derp fit, let's go check on him"
"Turg often scares himself with his coughs, he's a real derper.(possible, but not commonly used)"
"oh, I'm derping! This is awful!"
"kevin derped"
"i think Jim is having a derp fit, let's go check on him"
"Turg often scares himself with his coughs, he's a real derper.(possible, but not commonly used)"
by Grognak The Destroyer December 04, 2020
1) To have the desire to doink someone or to want to consummate.
2) A casual expression used to describe sexual gratification or excitement.
2) A casual expression used to describe sexual gratification or excitement.
"Look at that fine looking lady! Be-derp, be-derp!"
"I know what you mean. Be-derp! Be-derp!"
"Be-derp! Be-derp!"
"I know what you mean. Be-derp! Be-derp!"
"Be-derp! Be-derp!"
by Grand Masta E October 29, 2007
1) A loud interjection used to express a sensual desire
2) The mating-call of a boorish, brobdingnagian Asian in hot pursuit of a harlot.
2) The mating-call of a boorish, brobdingnagian Asian in hot pursuit of a harlot.
Person 1: "BE-DERP! BE-DERP! YAAA BOI!!!"
Person 2: Oh man, there must be an Asian home with a vistor.
Person 2: Oh man, there must be an Asian home with a vistor.
by sKiTtleZ-TastingDeRainbow January 01, 2008