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Derek Tyres
A overweight northern
figure skater
, who could be mistaken for a
dodgy
electronics
salesman
That Derek Tyres just pull off
the figure
skating
doughnut
, then
ate it
.
by
Fanny bollocks
September 07, 2016
Get a
Derek Tyres
mug for your bunkmate Helena.
Jul 14 Word of the Day
OTPHJ
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job.
Distant cousin
of the
dry hump
.
I can't
have sex
because my parents are home.
Will you
settle
for a OTPHJ?
by
Kalticious Dawg
January 18, 2004
Get a
OTPHJ
mug for your dog James.